Our Team Colorado contingent was present: Michele "bomb 'chele" Yates, Sage Canaday and Rickey "Heavenly" Gates, along with Spaniard Kilian Burgada Jornet (we are not really sure if that is a middle name or a first-last name), Flaggers Rob Krar and Jason Wolfe, Swede Emile Forsberg, Bendite Stephanie Howe, some guy from Jones, North Dakota, Colorado's own Kerri Bruxvoort, Francesca Canepa from Italia--probably a wine drinker, Team Inov-8 master's star Gary Gellin (he was Gellin'), the whole Salomon contingent and others that hoped to make their mark on this course.
The Prez and first lady were present to cheer on and crew for our fellow athletes and a few things became apparent: it can get really, really cold in Colorado (sh'yeah...we're in the Rockies!); misery does NOT love company; crewing is hard work--even if you are drinking beer; snow can be very deep...especially if you are very short; no one wants to drink beer after over 10 hours of racing...booo! That is what happens when you eat a gallon of gel and gelatinized gels. Very understandable.
Michele Yates took the plunge, considering she ran a 100-miler two weeks ago. Don't ever tell her she can't do something, because she will prove you wrong (while dropping a bomb on you!). We asked her a few questions about the race.
Power hiking at its finest! photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
Team Colorado: Michele, congrats on 169 miles of racing in a two week period (Dean Karnazes has nothing on you!). We heard a lot of (most) people say that UROC was one of the most difficult races they had ever done, do you think so?
Michele: UROC was a very challenging race, mostly due to the weather conditions. We experienced some dangerous, snowy conditions on one of the peaks, mud, ice, flooding, more snow...but all in all, that is what it's ALL about, right? ULTRA-going beyond others or beyond due limit... The course tested our limits :) It had technical trail downhills, uphills, easy road, bike path..you name it!
Team Colorado: How bad was the snow on the second big climb? You said you were waist deep (but you did describe yourself as "short"). Did that affect the rest of the race?
Michele: The snow wasn't too bad, it was just the wind that accompanied it! They said the temps up top reported below zero with gusts up to 30mph..and I believe it! There were some ledges that weren't runable..you seriously could have easily slid right down the mountain..that all made it fun! I think the only thing that affected my race was running 103 miles 2 weeks ago..otherwise, I was happy to be out there!
Team Colorado: I don't recall hearing one negative thing from you, everyone else was not as positive as you (did you eat some pop tarts or something)…did that help you get through the race?
Michele: Thanks, I always try to stay positive..and again, I am happy to be out there and blessed I have the ability to do so!
Thumb up while climbing a 35% grade with a sandwich in her mouth photo: The Prez
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Michele: Hmm, well...my legs were not happy to be out racing again so soon, however..the rest of me was :) So taking that into consideration...I had to take care of myself nutritionally and be more conservative at the beginning of the race...pretty much up to the last 15 miles. I didn't expect to be in second at one point, so again..I stayed conservative..then towards the end (after one REALLY rough low point) I hammered down! I knew I had to be realistic coming into this race. I was not going to be "fresh" with "spunk" in my legs..but I didn't ever count myself out of first place either. ..this is an ultra- anything can happen and a lot does!
Michele leaving Frisco in 3rd (within 45 sec. of the leaders) with the snowy mountains (and this guy) taunting her photo: The Prez |
That is not a literal bomb, if anyone from Homeland Security is reading this...oh, never mind, you guys are shut down! After swapping positions, Michele moved into 3rd place and secured her position, finishing in a time of 12:46:24.
Michele literally crossed the finish line and had to run over to the awards ceremony that was already in progress...way to go "Ultra World Championship".
Team Colorado making its mark on a snow-covered bridge, but it was gone before the runners arrived photo: The Prez |
Rickey with the red shoes, red jacket and red mustache, alongside awkward running friend Ryan Ghelfi photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
He took his clothes off photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
When you want to know the time, just know that Krupicka has your back with a watch at the ready photo: Joe Grant |
We are still not sure if he was aware that he ran the last 40 miles in two different shoes. He started off with two red Salomon S-Lab Sense 2 and finished with one blue and one yellow Sense Mantra. Make sense?
Who's the man? photo: The Prez
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"Hey kids, who wants some candy?...it's been in my pants for 56 miles!" photo: The Easter Bunny |
An obvious sign Rickey was struggling was when he texted his mom in the last 10 miles and told her he was suffering badly and needed Miller Lite...you know you are struggling when you request Miller Light! It has the same molecular structure as water, so maybe he just wanted to rehydrate. Although, when offered a (real) beer with 100 meters to go in the race, Rickey turned it down stating, "I'll puke if drink that right now."
Gates fully clothed with see-through lingerie jacket and fall foliage photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
Sage among the sage photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
Word was that Sage took the lead at the halfway point (since the race was approximately 4 miles long). Everyone loves an honest person!
"How do I get this damn jacket off..." photo: The Prez |
"Oh, right, it's a half zip!" photo: The Prez
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The pace was fast and the weather was exhausting. Sage soon found himself struggling with some of the other superstars. He later said, "My stomach felt so bad all day and after the race I had to go straight back to my hotel room and pass out...I couldn't muster up the energy to have a single sip of beer the whole night after the race (I know, pathetic!)."
Sage wore his fall camouflage photo: The Prez |
At Minturn, Sage attempted to eat some potato chips which went from his hand to his mouth straight to the ground. He then proceeded to apologized for littering. He was shaking and complaining of stomach issues. "All I want to do is finish", were his main words at Minturn--10 miles to go. He doesn't remember much of the conversations with people beyond this point so we can say he said anything.
Read Sage's write up on his blog.
Friends and crew recipients of Team Colorado, Stephanie Howe (The North Face) and Gary Gellin (Inov-8), both ran superbly, placing 2nd and 12th, respectively. Beer and Bloks were offered at every aid station.
Stephanie Howe showing how(e) it's done photo: The Prez
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Gary Gellin loading his guns photo: The Prez |
Results
- Rob Krar (The North Face) – 9:29:00
- Dakota Jones (Montrail) – 9:32:26
- Cameron Clayton (Salomon) –10:06:24
- Kilian Jornet (Salomon) – 10:19:18
- Ryan Ghelfi (Rogue Valley Runners) – 10:24:37
- Sage Canaday (Scott, Team Colorado) – 11:00:26
- Jason Wolfe – 11:21:00
- Martin Gaffuri (New Balance) – 11:32:33
- Andrew Bock – 11:36:46
- Mike Versteeg – 11:36:46
13. Rickey Gates (Salomon, Team Colorado) - 12:04:05
- Emelie Forsberg (Salomon) – 12:06:33
- Stephanie Howe (The North Face) – 12:29:27
- Michele Yates (Ultimate Dirction, GU, Team Colorado) – 12:46:24
- Francesca Canepa (Vibram) – 12:55:07
- Kerrie Bruxvoort (Salomon) – 13:23:39
- Helen Cospolich (The North Face) – 14:29:48
- Nikki LaRochelle – 14:33:04
- Leslie Howlett (Altra) – 14:57:48
- Jeanne Cooper – 16:35:31
- Lynne Holme - 19:29:47
Gooooooooooooooal! Canadian and Flagstaffer Rob Krar takes the win photo: Brad & Lori Clayton |
Full Results
LOVE LOVE LOVE the approach on all the blogs! :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, that may have been the only blog in the last six months that actually made me laugh out loud - and it was well before that pavement does not exist in Spain!
ReplyDeleteWell done TC!
GZ, comments like that only encourage us!
DeleteIf you haven't pooped your pants, we have not succeeded in our goal.
Thanks for reading!
"That is not a literal bomb, if anyone from Homeland Security is reading this...oh, never mind, you guys are shut down!"
ReplyDeleteThat's a great line! :-) Good stuff as usual Prez. Also some great pics (many of which you took)
I can't take all the credit. Michele, Sage and Rickey contributed the content, I just added the twerking jokes.
DeleteSpecial thanks to our official photographer, Barack!
"Barack" has a great eye for capturing the fall foliage. As GZ alluded to, this is unique content that I think many across the country would appreciate for a laugh. Not many running blogs of the satirical/punny genre :-)
DeleteStyle. So funny!
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